Watch out infidels!

I kid you not, Via Fox News:

Iran said Tuesday it had tested what it called a "super-modern flying boat" capable of evading radar.

The reason you ask why such a terrifying weapon of mass intimidation was made?

[To prepare] the country's defenses against the United States.

Next on Iran's to build list: "super-duper keys," along with the "super-cool-awesome underwater motorcyle" complete with A/C.