Kerry IS 3CPO from Star Wars

Check out the opinionjournal.com's comparisons of Kerry to Star Wars character, 3CPO. The resemblance in terms of policy and manerisms is stunning.

Here are a couple of 3CPO quotes from the movie:

• "We'll be destroyed for sure! This is madness! We're doomed."
• "Hey! You're not permitted in there! You'll be deactivated for sure! Don't you call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease!"
• "Secret mission? What plans? What are you talking about? I'm not getting in there! I'm going to regret this."
• "How did we get into this mess? I really don't know how. We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life."
• "Where do you think you're going? Well, I'm not going that way. It's much too rocky. This way is much easier."
• "What mission? What are you talking about? I've just about had enough of you! Go that way! You'll be malfunctioning within a day, you nearsighted scrap pile! And don't let me catch you following me, begging for help, because you won't get it!"
• "No more adventures! I'm not going that way."
• "That malfunctioning little twerp! This is all his fault! He tricked me into going this way, but he'll do no better."
• "Protocol? Why, it's my primary function, sir. I am well versed in all the customs."
• "No, I don't think he likes you at all. No, I don't like you either."
• "It wasn't my fault, sir! Please don't deactivate me! I told him not to go, but he's faulty, malfunctioning. Kept babbling on about his mission."
• "I suggest a new strategy, R2: Let the wookie win."
• "Help! I think I'm melting! This is all your fault!"

Read the comparisons of Bush to Han Solo or R2D2, they're great.