Thursday, June 22, 2006

Global Warming

A few items. First, an excellent article from the Canada Free Press on dissent in the academic community on global warming, something environmentalists never mention.
A great cartoon from Cox and Forkum:

Also, apparently ABC is asking for personal stories about how global warming has effected lives. Taranto rightly points out that these "reporters" are confusing climate change with weather change. But several people have submitted really funny spoof stories:

Tharg and me used to hunt mighty mammoth but he scared to cross ice bridge. It now too thin to take weight of even saber cat. Only mouse or rabbit can cross.
Many of my people have left the caves in search of food.
Sister's daughter's husband says it because of He-Who-Tamed-Fire. He say smoke from fire anger gods and they make it hot. Medicine Man say he full of mastodon droppings.
Medicine Man say Sun God told him Sun God get belly ache every 200 lifes of man. Belly ache make Sun God hotter, like when Og ate red berries birds don't touch.
Sun God say it good thing. He say now we can go south past ice to land he call "Iowa."
He mumble "junk science" and "media hype" and "poorly educated reporters." We no understand these powerful magic words. We afraid to say words now that Moon God warn us. She say magic words make research grants dry up. We no understand.
Must go, little Ky-Rock need help flaking obsidian.


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